EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god, I am SO excited about having a BLOG. You guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so cool. I can't really take the credit....it was Carl who suggested I get a blog so I can share my New York Adventures with the world. Did I find myself a keeper, or what???

So, basically, this blog is gonna be like Sex And The City! Except with no sex. Unless I find a way to squeeze some in.... 

JUST KIDDING, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, really, it's gonna be like a CHRISTIAN Sex and the City. I'll just focus on restaurants and manicures and stuff, without all that inappropriate crudity. So it'll be BETTER than the movie! I'm a total Samantha, btw!

Sooooo, this is supposed to be like a diary thing, right? I guess I'll fill you kittens in on what I did today!

11:00 am: Woke up. Made myself a Green Smoothie (Kale, Spinach, Asparagus, and a Granny Smith Apple for sweetness)

12:00 pm: Leave apartment to go to gym at Astor Place. Try not to make eye contact with any dirty NYU students. 

2:00 pm: Check thighs for cellulite in gym locker. Still none. 

2:10 pm: Leave gym, feeling invigorated. Splurge on a Camomile tea from Starbucks. Don't really drink it, but I just feel naked walking around the City without at Starbucks cup, you know?

2:30 pm: Greasy hipster knocks into me and spills his Think Coffee all over my Stella McCartney workout gear. God, I HATE the East Village, and will forever curse the realtor for not distinguishing between "UPPER East Side" and just "EAST side".

3:00 pm: Get text from THE EX. Delete it. I am with Carl now and he is sooooooo much better for me.

5:00 pm: Shower, blowout, and out the door, ready to meet Carl in the Meat-Packing district. SOOOOO excited that Babycakes picked up on my hints to make dinner reservations downtown!

5:30 pm: Am somewhat surprised to find that Carl has made reservations at Outback Steakhouse. But it isn't in Times Square, so I'm calling it a success!

8:30 pm: Carl and I go see "Paul Blart: Mall Cop". Carl LOVES it.

9:30 pm: Said goodnight to Carl and am snuggled in bed when I get another text from the Ex. Delete it.  Am sooooo much happier now that I'm a Christian and I'm with Carl!  

I really think that Carl and I make an amazing couple. (Are you reading this, baby? I do! You're my ROCK.) Sure, there are some bumps in the road, but as soon as I change myself a little bit for Carl, and he changes HIMSELF a little bit for me, then I KNOW, I just KNOW that we'll be together forever.

Before we found each other, Carl and I were both in really unhealthy relationships. We're just in such a good PLACE now.

Really, I couldn't be happier.

I am OVER THE MOON!

ECSTATIC!

So you might as well stop texting me, ex boyfriend.

TA!

-Tressica